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Hilarious Jokes


1.
Teacher: So, you’re saying Abir has a high fever and can’t come to school today?
Voice on the phone: Yes!
Teacher: Who’s speaking?
Voice on the phone: This is his dad speaking.

2.
At the zoo, a father explains to his son how dangerous and ferocious tigers are.

Son (tearfully): Dad, what if the tiger eats you?
Dad (affectionately): What will happen then?
Son: How will I get home? Waaahhh!

3.
A boy, sitting on his dad’s shoulders, is pulling his dad’s hair.

Dad: Son, stop pulling my hair.
Son: I’m not pulling your hair, Dad. I’m trying to get my chewing gum back!

4.
Dad: Son, how does it feel to be in 7th grade now?
Son: Terrible, Dad.
Dad: Why? 7th grade was the best three years of my life!

5.
Son: Dad, can I have another glass of water?
Dad: Why do you need so much water? I’ve already given you 10 glasses!
Son: But Dad, the fire I started on the bed still isn’t out!

6.
Dad: Do you know how much money I spend on your education?
Son: Yes, Dad, that’s why I study less—to help save your money.

7.
Son: Mom, why does Dad wear glasses?
Mom: Because you don’t listen to him! Parents with disobedient children get glasses.
Son: Oh! Now I get why Grandpa’s glasses are so thick!

8.
Dad: Look, Minu! I got a super cheap Chinese radio.
Minu: Dad, how silly! When will you start using your brain? We don’t even know Chinese! What’s the point of this radio?