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                                   Three Funny Jokes and a Bonus!


                                                                             


1. Bug Trouble

Son: Dad! Dad! Brother just ate a bug!
Dad: What?! That’s terrible!
Son: Don’t worry, Dad. I gave him bug poison right away.



                                                               


2. Talkative Tradition

Teacher: You talk way too much.
Student: Can’t help it! It’s a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: It’s simple. My grandfather was a street vendor, my father is a teacher, and my elder brother is a politician.

                                                                 


3. Lipstick Misunderstanding

Father: Your mom yells about the smallest things every day, but today she’s sitting so quietly. What happened?
Son: Nothing much, Dad. She asked me for lipstick, but I gave her glue stick by mistake.
Father: May God bless you, son.

         

                                                           


Bonus: The Pilot

Bride’s Mother: What’s your job, son?
Groom: I’m a pilot.
Bride’s Mother: Which airline do you work for?
Groom: I fly drones with a remote at weddings.
(The bride’s mother faints instantly!)