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                     The Thief's Witness


                                                                           



Today's Joke: The Thief's Witness

The Thief's Witness
Lawyer: You claim you're innocent, but five witnesses say they saw you stealing a watch from the shop.
Thief: Your Honor, I can bring 500 people who will testify that they didn’t see me stealing anything!

The Boss's Father is a Donkey

The boss was in a bad mood that day. As soon as he entered the office, he saw the peon wandering around with some papers in hand.

Boss: Hey, you never seem to do anything useful. What’s in your hand?
Peon: A letter, sir.
Boss: Whose letter is it?
Peon: Yours, sir.
Boss: Who wrote it?
Peon: Your father, sir!

Digging a Hole for a Half Photo


                                                                   


1st Person: Why are you digging a hole?
2nd Person: I need to take a photo.
1st Person: A photo? Why dig a hole for that?
2nd Person: Well, I need a half-body photo. You know, a half photo shows up to the chest. So, I'll stand in the hole and take the photo to capture just my upper body.
1st Person: How many copies are you planning to take?
2nd Person: Three copies.
1st Person: You fool! If you’re taking three copies, why are you digging just one hole? Go dig two more!