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During an exam in class, the teacher was actively monitoring the hall, making sure no one could even glance at each other or whisper. Suddenly, a student handed the teacher a note. The teacher immediately went to his chair and sat quietly. What was written on the note?
“Sir, your pants are ripped from behind!”

2

A patient went to a psychiatrist.
Doctor: What’s your problem?
Patient: I feel like I’m a chicken.
Doctor: Since when?
Patient: Since I was an egg!

3

Boyfriend: Guess what’s 6 inches long, makes your body feel different, and you love to keep it safe in a special place?
Girlfriend (blushing): Oh, stop it! I can’t say it...
Boyfriend: What’s so embarrassing? I’m talking about a 500 Taka note! Your thoughts are dirty!

4

A father and son went to the market. Suddenly, the son noticed his dad’s pants zipper was open.
Son: Dad, your zipper is open!
Dad: Don’t say it like that. Say, “Your makeup box is open.”

The next day, the same thing happened.
Son: Dad, your lipstick is sticking out!

5

A new girl joined the class. The teacher asked her name.
Teacher: What’s your name?
Girl: Pinky.
Teacher: Add something before or after it.
Girl: Sure, I use Veet cream before and mustard oil after!

6

On their wedding night, the bride and groom were undressing.
Bride: Do you like everything about me?
Groom: You’re perfect, but your breasts seem a bit saggy.
Bride: Oh really? Do you think I spent 5 years at Eden College studying, and my breasts didn’t study too?



7

A woman went to the dentist.
Dentist: How can I help you?
Woman: I need two teeth removed.
The dentist returned to find her lying on the chair, her saree off, legs spread wide. Shocked, he said:
Dentist: This is a dental clinic, not a sex clinic!
Woman: That’s why I’m here! Last night, my husband accidentally knocked out two teeth inside... and I need them removed!

8

Little Johnny was killing bees in the garden. His dad scolded him:
Dad: Stop that! No honey for you for a month!

Later, they saw Johnny's mom killing cockroaches with a slipper.
Johnny: Dad, should I tell Mom the bad news, or will you?

9

Anis saw a girl about to jump off a bridge.
Anis: Are you committing suicide?
Girl: Yes.
Anis: Can I kiss you first?
After the kiss, Anis asked:
Anis: Why are you ending your life?
Girl: I’m a man who just wants to dress like a woman, but my family doesn’t accept me.
Anis immediately jumped off the bridge himself!



10

A beautiful woman filed a police report.
Woman: Sir, a cricketer assaulted me!
Police: How do you know he’s a cricketer?
Woman: He was wearing gloves, a helmet, and pads.
Police: How do you know it was Ashraful?
Woman: He didn’t last long at all—out right at the start!

11

Are you bored?
Feeling restless?
Then...
...open a zipper...
...put your hand in...
...and pull out a book to read!
What did you think I meant? 😜

12

A husband came home and found his wife in bed with another man, both completely naked. Shocked, he yelled:
Husband: What’s happening here?!
Other Man: Listening to music.
Husband: I don’t hear anything!
Other Man: That’s because you didn’t plug in your headphones.



13

Disciple: Baba, they say laughter is priceless. Can you explain?
Baba: Imagine spending 1,000 Taka on a date, 500 Taka on a movie, 3,000 Taka at a five-star hotel, and renting a room for 10,000 Taka. Then, just as you’re about to do “it,” she says, “Sorry, it’s my second day!” The laugh you’ll give her to hide your frustration—that’s priceless!

14

Teacher: Give an example of the word “transparent.”
Student: Miss, your bra is visible through your saree.
Teacher (angry): Have some shame!
Student: Miss, I was being polite. I didn’t mention what’s visible beneath the bra.

15

A man lost a testicle in an accident. He asked a doctor to replace it.
Doctor: It’ll cost 2 lakh Taka.
Unable to find a human donor, the doctor used a dog’s testicle.

Days later, the man returned, saying:
Man: Doc, the surgery was fine, but now I only want to pee on lamp posts!



16

A husband and wife used “paratha” as their secret code for intimacy.
Every morning, the husband would ask:
Husband: How many parathas did we make last night?

One day, the wife said, “Five,” but the husband said, “Four.” Their maid chimed in:
Maid: Actually, I made one too because the pan was still hot when I passed by!

Here’s the English translation of the jokes and stories you shared:

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Teacher: "Why are you late?"
Student: "Sir, my parents were arguing."
Teacher: "How is that related to your being late?"
Student: "One of my shoes was with my dad, and the other was with my mom."

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Boy: "Whenever I see you, my heartbeat almost stops. 😊"
Girl: "Really?"
Boy: "Yes."
Girl: "Why?"
Boy: "With a ghostly face and makeup like a witch, wouldn’t anyone be scared?"

31
In a literature class, the teacher told the students:
Teacher: "Write a short story that includes mystery, romance, royalty, and religion."
Within two minutes, one student raised his hand.
Teacher: "Already? Are you sure your story includes all four elements?"
Student: "Yes, ma’am."
Teacher: "Read it aloud."
Student: "Oh Allah! The princess is pregnant! Who did it?"

32
A scientist in the jungle invented an injection to boost sexual drive.
He tested it on his pet cat. The cat went into overdrive, mating with anything it could find.
Unable to handle it, the scientist locked the cat in the deep freezer overnight.
In the morning, the cat was still alive, sweating profusely.
Scientist: "How are you not dead?"
Cat: "You wouldn’t understand the struggle of mating with a raw chicken!"

33
While cleaning, a housemaid found a used condom under the bed.
Maid: "Madam, what is this?"
Madam: "Doesn’t your husband ever use one with you?"
Maid: "He does, but it never sheds its skin like this!"

34
Famous English wicketkeeper Fred Price caught seven catches in a match.
A lady approached him after the game and said,
Lady: "Your wicketkeeping was so thrilling, I almost fell off the gallery!"
Price: "No worries, ma’am. The way I’m catching today, I’d have caught you too!"

35
Pappu noticed the new neighbor's daughter wearing a T-shirt with a car design on it.
Girl: "Haven’t you seen a car on a T-shirt before?"
Pappu: "I’ve seen cars, but never headlights this big!"



36
A Sardar texted his boss:
Sardar: "I’m sick, won’t come to the office today."
Boss: "Whenever I feel sick, I cuddle my wife. You should try it too."
An hour later, the Sardar replied:
Sardar: "Feeling much better now! By the way, your wife is amazing!"

37
A lady had three unmarried daughters. All three got engaged quickly.
She asked them to send a postcard from their honeymoon with a short message.
The first daughter wrote "Nescafe." She checked the tagline: "Good till the last drop."
The second daughter wrote "Rothmans." The tagline read: "Extra Long. King Size."
The youngest daughter wrote "South African Airways." The tagline read: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

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Question: "Why is a woman called bad for sleeping with 3-4 men, but a man is praised for sleeping with 7-8 women?"
Answer: "When a lock opens with many keys, it’s a bad lock. But a key that opens many locks is a master key."

39
A man bought a cow and brought it home.
His younger son said, "The cow has a willy!"
The older brother replied, "So do we."
Just then, a girl passed by, and the younger boy asked, "Brother, where’s her willy? Why can’t we see it?"

40
Boyfriend: "Guess a 6-inch thing that feels different when you hold it, and when I give it to you, you keep it in a special place and want more. What is it?"
Girlfriend: "Oh, stop! You’re embarrassing me!"
Boyfriend: "It’s a 500 Taka note. What were you thinking?"

41
A man, just out of prison, urinated on the roadside without using water.
A religious scholar saw him and said,
Scholar: "That’s improper!"
Man: "Improper? I served 3 years in jail because of it. Should I pour water on it now?"



42
A boy showed his private part to a girl and said,
Boy: "You’re unlucky; you don’t have one of these."
Girl: "So what? My mom says, in a few years, I can have as many of those as I want because I have this!"

43
Teacher (angrily): "Quiet, or I’ll make you all stand!"
The boys shouted, "Madam, start with me!"

44
A girl blamed her weakness on eggplant consumption after a doctor revealed she was pregnant.
Girl: "Doctor, eggplants can’t even be trusted these days!"

45
A female doctor told a mental patient,
Doctor: "Take off my scarf."
The patient complied.
Doctor: "Now, remove my dress."
The patient did as told.
Doctor: "Now take off my pants."
The patient obliged.
Doctor: "If I ever see you wearing my clothes again, there’ll be trouble!"
Patient: "Okay!"